Saturday, November 3, 2018

If you give a mom a paint brush...

... she'll want to paint the girls room.

If she paints the girls room, the girls will get ideas about redecorating it completely.

To redecorate, they will need to rearrange all the furniture in the boys and girls bedrooms.

When her friend comes to help paint murals onto the freshly repainted walls, she will tell the mom about cabinet paint kits to remodel the kitchen cabinets.

When the mom goes to buy the cabinet paint, she will stumble across the backsplashes at Home Depot. Seeing the backsplashes will make the mom want to replace the old tile in her kitchen.

After the mom finishes the backsplash and is almost done repainting the kitchen cabinets, she will decide to chisel off some of the old tile left behind the fridge.

If she chisels off the tile, she will discover mold under it. She will call a friend to investigate further, who will find out that the wall has mold inside on both sides of the drywall.

When the mom calls a mold remediation company, they will tell her they have to do air quality testing first.

The air quality testing will come back with astronomically high spore counts, and they will all need to move out of the house.

While they are all moved out of the house, it will be discovered that there is a roof leak, and extensive water damage in the ceilings.

To fix the water damage, they will have to tear most of the house apart and rebuilt it.

When they are done rebuilding the walls and ceilings, they will need to repaint all the rooms.

So mom will go get her paint supplies ready. And if you give a mom a paint brush...