What can I say, I am a bad parent with a long pattern of child neglect. But you already knew that, even before reading the comments on the last post.
Here is John, age 1, suffering greatly at our 6-year wedding anniversary dinner at The Melting Pot. We know only the most disadvantaged of all children ever get to eat there.
What you did not know is that ever since this evening, John has had two glass eyes and is actually completely blind. It has been our secret all these years. I feel so much better now that I have come clean and admitted to it.
I have to run along now and quickly pretend to check on the kids, who are in the yard practicing shooting their rifles, throwing knives, and lighting the fire pit with a can of gasoline. But I am sure some anonymous readers can boldly step forward to keep the discussion going in the comments section.
Sesame Street, Communists, and Mr. Janet Napolitano all agree: If you see something, say something.