Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Funny things John said this week

At age 3 1/2, John is very verbal, and always has been. Long before he turned 2 he spoke in complete sentences and could carry on a conversation. Not only that, but he understands very abstract concepts that require some mental maturity. Anyway, he comes up with some pretty hilarious things. Here are a couple:

"My wife is popping out babies like a faucet. Every day when I come home from work, we have another baby. [long pause] Weird!"

"One time, when I was visiting a church, the pastor said he believed in God but he did not believe the Bible. I got up and ran out of there as fast as I could. Now the pastor is dead and is in hell."

I wish I could remember all the other funny things he says, but there's so much and I have "pregnant brain".

1 comment:

  1. That is so cute. Kids think up the craziest things to say.

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